I love horror movies. I love Drew Goddard since his days on “Buffy.” I have a secret geek crush on Fran Kranz since his short stint on the underrated “Dollhouse.” So naturally, you’d assume that I’m a shoe-in for liking “The Cabin in the Woods.” But I can’t help but feel like I could have spent those two hours of my life that I spent in this movie doing something productive, like oh say masturbating or pooping.
|Not actual picture of Brett masturbating or pooping.|
|We think "The Cabin in the Woods" is a better name than "Poopy Pants House", Tyler.|
|Brett's WTF face during the movie.|
Rating: Gremlins/IT + The Strangers– The Hills Have Eyes/Chris Hemsworth naked
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